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Nordics xReader (Bricks)

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At one point or another, it was going to happen. Yes, it was merely an inevitable fate when one was in a relationship with Denmark.

It was only just past 4 AM when your body ever so rudely decided to wake you for a bathroom break. Grumbling as your bladder pestered you, you managed to swing your legs out of bed and drag yourself from your bedroom.

You sleepily navigated yourself down the hall to the bathroom when the fated day finally made its appearance.

Your foot came down hard...on a Lego...for the first time.

You shrieked as the newly bought 6-pegged Lego piece dug into the soft flesh of your foot. You stumbled into the bathroom door, forcing it open and landing flat against the rim of the bathtub.

You groaned pitifully and moved to limply sit on the tiled flooring. As you tried to recover from the disaster, multiple pairs of feet could be heard dashing down the hall.

The bathroom doorway was suddenly blocked by five vicious and armed nations.

You raised a brow, Denmark wielded a battle-ax; Finland had a gun; Norway's hands were glowing; Sweden brandished something akin to a sword...and Iceland-.

Iceland was holding a small table-lamp of all things.

You sighed as they all relaxed and Finland moved to help you up.

"We though someone had broken in kullanmuru." Finland said softly.

Norway stepped closer as well, "What happened to you?"

You merely glared as the Danish man still in the doorway, "Pick up after yourself." You scolded, "I tripped over one of his damn Lego bricks."

"Whoops, sorry kære." He said but quickly grinned, "You love me though! So you forgive me, right kæreste?"

"Sweden, hand me that Lego piece."

"Hm?"

"I'll only choke Matthias a little bit." You promised the swede.

"(Name)!"

Extended Ending
~*~ 9:30 A.M. ~*~

You yawned as you wandered blearily into the kitchen, greeting four out of the five Nordic States.

Finland tapped you on the shoulder just after you, gratefully, accepted the cup of (Drink) that Sweden handed to you. You looked at the Finnish man curiously, "Need something Tino?"

"What did you do to Denmark? He doesn't normally miss breakfast." Tino asked softly.

"Exactly what I said I'd do." You shrugged nonchalantly.

"Well...where is he?" He pressed.

"In the bathroom...probably trying to shit a variety of colorful bricks." You responded simply.

You jumped as several things suddenly happened at once. Denmark let out a shriek of pain from within the bathroom, Finland dropped his cup in shock, Norway spit coffee as he was overcome with laughter, and Iceland merely shared a concerned look with Sweden.

You hid your evil grin of amusement behind the rim of your cup, "Well...there's one of them."
Don't own Hetalia
Yes, Denmark relationship but it's got mlde group interactions so...

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This is worse than Alcatraz-